Chewsr
LiveGroup restaurant decisions without the group-chat stall
2025
Swipe through nearby food spots. Results are shown at the end, ranked by most commonly liked
I'm Josiah Anjos, currently in Burke, VA. I grew up in Portugal. Married, soon to be a dad. I've been building software since I was a teenager.
I worked up the ranks from Automation Engineer to Software Engineer to Senior Full Stack Software Engineer. Constantly being thrown into the unknown and coming out with a solution.

A collection of experiments, products, and research.
10 Experiments
Nothing in that category.
Group restaurant decisions without the group-chat stall
2025
Swipe through nearby food spots. Results are shown at the end, ranked by most commonly liked
YouTube transcript converter, sunsetted
2025
A Chrome extension and Rails backend that pulled a transcript off a video with one click. I turned it off instead of keeping a server warm for a tool I was not using.
Michelin 3★ restaurants on a globe, with videos
2026
A visualizer for high-end restaurants, tacked onto chewsr so people who like food can look around even if they cannot travel the world to eat there.
Community tool for knowing map rotation/schedule
2026
Seasonal Map rotation, Daily room codes for Delta Force Operations
Guess where the image is on the map
2026
A GeoGuessr-style experiment using Conan Exiles landscapes instead of Google Street View.
Public E-Rate prices that look odd vs peers, so a person can explain them
2026
It pulls USAC Open Data into DuckDB, scores line items against a stated cohort, then Jev decides whether a human should look. It is not a fraud model. The viewer is local, and there is no LLM.
A Conan-themed text RPG that pretends to be a shell
2026
Type go north, take torch, wield sword. Unofficial fan game with a complete loop in the browser.
An Elixir load testing tool so a newsletter could actually announce a new feature
2017
A mothership fans tasks to workers that hit the site with HTTP and headless browsers. Built when a Wedding Ideas launch got blocked over blast-radius fear.
Making GTARP more immersive by requiring crimes to be witnessed by NPCs
2019
I was playing on a server called Los Angeles Roleplay and noticed a lot of the crime reports that would happen could occur without anyone necessarily witnessing it, think, middle of a empty parking lot and someone sees you breaking into a car. So I picked up Lua and chatted with the main developer and asked to revamp that section, so that these things would rely on "Pedestrians" witnessing them.
Nutrition and habits, then a pivot
2025
A personal tracker that treated meals as small, medium, or large. Archived after the interesting question moved into Chewsr.
Handwritten for now. No heatmap, no APIs.
Public USAC filings into DuckDB. Jev is the gate. GitHub, not a hosted auditor.
Michelin 3★ restaurants on a globe, with videos. First MapLibre experiment, live on chewsr.
Local OpenCV and Tesseract. A text file of timestamps so editing is not a memory test.
Static Astro site, markdown projects, no backend. The notebook is the product for now.
Trying to read the screen instead of waiting on someone to type the intel.
The nutrition tracker paused. The 'what should we eat' question moved into group decisions.
Fullscreen fake terminals. Cylon uplink, a cop-show search, a password crack animations.
A small Conan-themed text RPG. Complete loop, unofficial fan game.
One-offs and scripts that live locally. Not on the main grid. Click through if you want the notes.
Timestamps for yesterday's matches, so I do not have to remember the loot
2026
What showed up on the careers boards since yesterday
2026
Fictional User Interfaces meant to be in the background of a scene in a film
2026
Job posts, by keyword, that look like a SaaS wedge
2025